A guy
rings his boss and says "I can't
come to work today
The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my
eyes."
"What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.
"I
just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing
instead..."
WinfrithBenatNF
How can you tell the pig
is a failure as
Easter bunny?
By the egg on its face.
MacLaineParfaituu
What did
the woodworm say to the chair
?
It's been nice gnawing you !
BusterVanderbiltvW
What do you get if you cross
a cat and a
gorilla ?
An animal that puts you out a night !
KimAvrelnq
What is the difference between a blind man and a
sailor
in prison?
One can't see to go, the other can't go to
sea.
QamarBealswc
What are you doing?
I'm trying to
call Washington!
Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!
BriantEldonmG
Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
A: None. The sockets all went with the house.
ArnetAtleywV
Which city holds the record for the most
suicides
committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall
building?
Fall-adelphia!
CameronSilvesterte
Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and
fat and ugly?
Boyfriend: Of course I do !
DoverErchanhardtJb
Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if
the President died?
A: Bill Clinton of course!
UzumatiLilybethxc